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Raining Inn the Homophonic Agenda
A peace of paper obtained buy Sheep Dip showing sum of the bazaar things that liberals our trying two teach are children. PROVO, UT — (SP) After sum illegibly smart people mocked a grate man — who...
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4 Reasons Why Women Should Not Eat ’50 Shades of E.coli’
Dear Women of America: Please do not underestimate how much more intelligent I am than you are and thus why you must listen to me rather than do something really radical, like try thinking for...
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No Words
If only I could be half the Whirrd Salid that THIS AMAZING WOMAN IS, then maybe God would give me my very own channel! We believe—wait, I thought, fast food joints? Eh, don’t you guys think that …...
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BLOW: “They’ll Come For Our Children’s Guns First”
***This is an excerpt from Blow Veeyate’s weekly radio program which you can tune into every Monday on WAKD.com. Well folks, you’ve probably noticed lately that kids with uzis are making the news....
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New Reality Show Promotes “Ex-Goat” Therapy
LA LA LA LA, LA — (SP) Following the popularity of TLC’s new reality show, My Husband’s Not Gay, The Ungulate Station in High-Definition (TUSH) is now airing a new reality show, My Husband’s Not a...
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Gays Live “Counterfeit Lifestyle”: Faithful Mormons React to God’s Latest Word
As the 185th Semiannual General Conference of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints commenced this weekend, the Mormon faithful were counseled by their leaders that being gay is a...
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Food Review: Homestyle Fare at the Golden Corral Lives Up to the Hype
A group of concerned patriots meet at the Golden Corral in Orem, Utah to discuss the looming threat of gay marriage. Back when I was a young kid, some of my favorite memories were made at the Golden...
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Dimlight, Chapter 2: The Pastoral Circle, the Dorky Porky, and the Holy Pokey
Twits is on a role. We are pleased to present the epic second chapter of her highly anticipated Novel, Dimlight: The Forbidden Pasture Chapter 2: The Pastoral Circle As I ambled back to the pasture...
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The Last of the Mo-Christians: Native Utahans Take Desperate Measures to...
These native Utahans “have had it up to here” with outsiders moving into the territory their ancestors rightfully stole from some brown savages, and expecting to flaunt their indecent Gentile ways all...
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Surviving a Toxic Work Environment: Tips From a Bona Fide Professional
RIP Agnes. I miss your sweet validation. :( When I think of a toxic environment, I think of Agnes Bellwether. Agnes was a true friend. We worshipped at the same church, we both had bad knees, and we...
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